I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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