Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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