a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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