People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
