I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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