I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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