I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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