Dual....:-)
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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