There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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