I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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