Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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