dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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