I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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