In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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