How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Let's paint friendship bongs
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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