North Korea, Best Korea!
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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