i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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