Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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