Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
