honey bunches of taint.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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