Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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