so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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