What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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