At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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