none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Enjoy the penises
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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