Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
