I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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