take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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