I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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