normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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