Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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