Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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