im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
no more duck duck goose at the bar
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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