You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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