At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
The adults are the big ones right?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
