Can Purell be used as lube?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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