maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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