We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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