We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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