remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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