My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I understand Curling. That high.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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