We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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