sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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