I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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