i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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