Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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