Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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