i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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