Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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