Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
they need to just BURY HIM!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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