Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.