I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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