If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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