You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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