I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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