jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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