i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I have post one night stand depression
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